March 28, 2005
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i'm not in love with jordan anymore.
went to wesleyan, my brother dustin's ol' stompin grounds, and partied it up. some drunk guy was peeing, and i saw his schlong, and it was groosss...THEN he had the audacity to come up to me and be all like, "i would definitly have sex with you, and i would show you the time of your life." hahahaha (he knew about my, well, "orientation")
my fucking mother still thinks its a phase. huh.
i suck at acting. im quiting. help. crater-face. ski-market. midget-farts. wah.
above: CFA.
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I think i know how to make your mother accept your "choice." Just assure her that even though you go out with the ladies, that you have definitely not ruled out having babies. Maybe she is just scared of not being a grandma, who knows?
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